[Yes I am alive I just have no motivation for existing as far as tumblr rp was concerned, sorry. I’ll be on later today probably. As for now pls ignore this post it’s literally just a quick handful of bird body language reference links for myself for later because I’m writing ff7 fic where everyone has wings and I need to figure out how to incorporate wing movement/positions/behavior into regular body language.

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no but imagine a world where dragons had jobs and salaries and worked with people

dragons who are employed by factories to keep the furnaces burning who breathe out a lot of smoke so they install fans/vents connected to chimneys and all day long the smoke drifts lazily out of the chimney with every breath they take

dragons in hard hats helping out on construction sites

police dragons

fIREMEN DRAGONS INSISTING ON GOING INTO BURNING BUILDINGS ALONE TO SAVE EVERYONE INSIDE BECAUSE THEY’RE FIREPROOF BUT THEIR HUMANS COLLEAGUES ARE NOT

small baby therapy dragons going to hospitals to cuddle with sick people to make them feel better

babysitter dragons who tell the kids stories about princesses and knights who are best friends with dragons

tocifer:

idiothair:

I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.

sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence

player-sakuraba-neku:

"Pi-Face? Please. He’s something, but it’s definitely not a wizard."

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"Yeah. And I’m sure whatever you could offer would really make it that much better too, huh?"

"I dunno, he really seems like one."

"Well, I come pre-installed with cake. And cool magical things. Also there’s dragons."

(Source: ribbonsofred)

neverending story commentary

  1. Intern Birdicron: luck dragons in spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
  2. Cloud: that's the LSD talking

beforeusayiamstolingthistreasure:

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"You remind me of the bae."

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"What bae?"

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"The bae with the power-"

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"What power?"

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"The power of voodoo"

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"What voodoo?"

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"The voodoo that you do."

  1. Intern Birdicron: i do'nt think i'm supposed to be shipping sarah and jareth
  2. Balthier who's stoling my girl: eh
  3. Balthier who's stoling my girl: the movie makes you kinda want to
  4. Intern Birdicron: yee
  5. Balthier who's stoling my girl: except yknow, hes a baby stealing dark magician or some shit
  6. Balthier who's stoling my girl: plus its fricken David Bowie
  7. Intern Birdicron: now i just picture like
  8. Intern Birdicron: voldemort going around kidnapping babies and doing musical numbers
  9. Balthier who's stoling my girl: LOL
  10. Vani-chan: oh
  11. Intern Birdicron: also laughing because i have a harry potter fanfic i found somewhere where harry is jareth's grandson or something
  12. Balthier who's stoling my girl: if Voldemort was played by David Bowie voldemort probably wouldve won the war

I REALLY ENJOY HOW HARD EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT “HOBOS GET PAID TO BE HOBOS”.

#LE PLS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE TAG