1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

pssst use these for the setting

small unfollow spree people I don’t talk to. will refollow if we interact tho

i’m cleaning at the moment and also playing ffxiv so my activity on anything today is super duper sporadic because cleaning man. i have like a week to clean before i leave for otakon on thursday morning and my mom comes over to feed cat every day.



"One pizza is enough. I’m not ordering three."

"I don’t think you realize exactly how many pizzas I can eat on my own though."


i found this on my desktop and i remember making this but i don’t remember when or why


dad!cloud and marlene interactions are literally the best thing they make me so happy pls keep doing cute things on my dash

one of my favorite things is when people see a post by facts-i-just-made-up and think the person making those posts actually believe them like

are you not reading the url of the blog you are yelling for fake facts.

that said, that blog is literally the best thing on my dash.